Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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