But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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