I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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