Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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