He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize