They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
When did angry sex become our thing?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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