This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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