I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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