just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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