Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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