lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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