Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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