WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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