what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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