Duck Duck Cougar?
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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