im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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