I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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