Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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