I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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