If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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