carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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