Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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