if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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