omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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