she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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