Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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