Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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