yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He shit in the fireplace
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize