Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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