please come you make the beer taste better
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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