just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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