She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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