he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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