he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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