just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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