dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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