tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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