girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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