Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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