Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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