if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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