p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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