It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Even my vagina gasped.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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