What did we do last night that was yellow?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
did you just send me my own nude
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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