3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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