Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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