I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
So here I am, sexting at work.
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