He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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