pedialite and red bull = repair kit
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
tell me about the fingering
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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