Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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