She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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