I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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