can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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