When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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